Sunday, October 10, 2010

ACCLAIMED AUTHOR OF SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE EXPLAINS YOUR RELATIONSHIP

"Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."


- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.






The blog's namesake may have been the first famous person to have said this, but I've heard it as an independent thought from at least one person who doesn't read Vonnegut and certainly didn't see Doubt, the motion picture that has brought the quote some fresh press.


This was quoted to me in a bar today. I was thusly inspired.


Please submit quotes from any great (or well-thought-of, or famous) philosopher. The litmus test for  a philosopher's qualification: would the academic douche in your life quote him?


Yes, it's that easy. I look forward to your submissions.